Host: women's bathroom
Clinical signs: obstruction of vascular architecture, diuresis,
incapacitation of plumbing, malodor, women rushing to men's bathroom
Diagnostics performed: 
Fecal flotation: NPS
Fecal sedimentation: NPS
Tx: mechanical removal, monitor for future infestation
Parasite still unidentified.

20. if you have at least three animals and they spend more time at the VMTH than you do.

19. if getting fenders on your bike was a selling point

18. if the only reason your fridge is clean is because you have no money for food but your monthly bills include a starbucks tab

17. if diarrhea is an appropriate dinner topic

16. if the fastest you run is to get to the microwave and your biggest concern is whether the lecture notes are posted yet

15. if you get more than 50 e-mails a day and only one of them is for a meeting you will actually attend/is selling viagra

14. if you refuse to make any announcements during Dr. LeFebvre’s class because you’re tone deaf

13. if you think herpes is an equal opportunity employer and that “everybody know herpes”

12. if you have ever checked your rash with a black light or checked your meat for parasite eggs

11. if you look forward to a "mixer" with the engineering students just to see some guys

9. if you've used a waterless urinal or read the email about how they worked

8. if you have corrected the grammar on a test while taking it

7. if you think that the doctoring course is straight out of a Richard Simmons self-empowerment video

6. if you know “some say marry money but my brother says big breasts matter more” and “oh oh oh to touch and feel” are not only ways of remembering the cranial nerves but also a way of ending up in the Dean’s office

5. if you appreciate the irony that one year Tannebaum tried to ban laptops in the classroom and the next year every student is required to bring them

4. if you couldn't tell at this year’s vet school Halloween party if “Jack Sparrow” was drunk or acting

3. if you have seen more men at a Melissa Ethridge and Ani Defranco concert than in the typical vet class

2. if you ever asked Dr. Cortopassi a question just to buy 5 minutes of lecture time

1. if your house caught on fire and the first thing you saved was your test file